Tinsley Transfers Staple Stitches For A Monster

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Hi there. It’s me, Dr. Frankenstein’s monster. I don’t want to come across as a complainer, but I do have a bone to pick with my creator. I don’t mind that he figured out how to create life via lighting strike electricity. And I guess the only real place to look for available human tissue was in a graveyard, so I can’t be mad about the fact that I’m a little mismatched. The thing is – Dr. Frankenstein’s a doctor. Why couldn’t he have studied plastic surgery or something before experimenting? I could have looked like Brad Pitt and instead I look like – well, Frankenstein’s monster!

Product Details

No need to find a sketchy doctor to create a ghoul-worthy look! This set of Staple Stitches for a Monster give you the gore effect without the actual blood and peeling skin. The three high-quality prosthetics look like oozing gashes barely held together with metal staples. They are latex-free and attach easily without use of glue. 

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Me again – the monster. Anyway, I’m ok with my face now, and I’ve pretty much gotten used to the screaming crowds. Do you think an exfoliating scrub would help, though?